Thursday, February 23, 2012

Feeling Taxed

I just finished my taxes. Staring at my computer screen and looking at all the different numbers has made my brain ache. I hate doing my taxes!

To determine if you are eligible for the taxed beyond belief deduction, subtract line 23(a) from line 23(b), divide the total by the square root of 7, and add the number of fish sticks you ate in April 1974.

Every year I get the same big headache. The only good news is I'm done. My federal and state taxes have been e-filed. That was stressful. It's time to relax. No, it's time to kick back and laugh. 

Laughter. It's good medicine. (Even if I can't deduct all of my medical expenses. Grr.)

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